and someone shouting at the driver "you don't want to stop now, you're only halfway" (we were so funny, no really)
Erm, ricthie humpreys took the piss out of us all after noon, carboni was a diving c**t and the ref bought it, and I missed Iwan scoring whilst we were 3-0 down, cos I didn't think I'd miss anything in the last minute of the first half
A Norwich fan got on the train and asked us if it was going to London or summit, then pretended it was funny and walked off knowing he'd f**ked it all up
On the way back there were no seats so we were in the carriage inbetween, one of my mates stuck his head out of the window and shouted something to be clever, put his head back in, and literally 5 seconds later another train whizzed past of which he shat his pants
I borrowed the copy of GQ (or summit), and out folded the four page spread of hollyoaks girls in lingerie, just as a group of lasses walked through
Tell me I sound like ied now
Posted By: pants, Nov 29, 13:40:48
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