I've decided that I will do what the f**k I like and if anyone challenges me I will explain that it is the will of the Lord Master of Creation Scooby Doo who came to me in a dream.
And if anyone complains about me I have been assured that I will be investigated by a retired Bishop rather than the police. Which is nice.
But even though the Holy Trinity of Scooby Doo, Noddy and Top Cat have given me carte blanche to do anything I shan't be buggering small children or chopping people's hands off, so I think my pretence of finding religion may fail.
Posted By: Winged Eel Creosote, Nov 28, 23:08:55
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