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A primary teacher starts a new job in East Anglia and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Ipswich fan.

She asks here students to raise their hands if they are Ipswich fans. Everyone raises other than one little girl.

The teacher looks at her and asks "Sally, why didn't your hand go up?"
"Because I am not a Ipswich fan, miss" She replies.

The teacher looks very shocked and asks "Well if your not an Ipswich fan, then who do you support?"

The little girl looks round the room and then answers "I am a Norwich fan, and proud of it!"

The teacher then goes bright red. "Sally, why in gods name are you a Norwich fan" she shouts.

"Because my mum and dad are from Norwich and my mum is a Norwich fan, so I am a Norwich fan." She answers

The teacher is by this time really peed of. "That is NO reason for you to be a Norwich fan. You don't have to be what your parents are. I mean, what would you be if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict that stole cars?"

The little girl tries not to giggle and says "That would make me an Ipswich Fan"

Posted By: Malkybarneedledick, Nov 3, 22:54:15