Infestation alert.

Users of this board may recently have noticed the spreading of an unpleasant blue rash. This has been identified as "binnerus nauseous maximus", an irritating, although ultimately harmless infestation. It is caused by primtive insect like creatures, which leave behind them a trail of blue slime and an unpleasant odour. Happily it is usually successfully treated by the simple application of an ASBO, but more stubborn areas, such as we have here, may require the application of wit and intellect. This may cause a little weeping before the affliction withers away.

Or you can swat the filthy little buggers....

Posted By: tiredandemotional, Oct 29, 15:34:16