Yo Mutherf**ker

You need to be black, preferably look like Snoop Dogg with a permanent half assed grin, and wear stuff a 1930's jazz player would; the trilby, the cream coloured cashmere coat slung lightly over the shoulders, the razor sharp pinstripe suit and the two tone shoes.

You should travel accompanied by two beautiful but demure ladies, both wearing next to nothing and both giggling coquettishly. You should grab a handful of their hair and sniff it appreciatively when talking to a prospective punter. Pepper the conversation with words like "baby" "cool daddio" "b***h" "Motherf**ka" and "the juice baby, the juice". Then offer the punter a session with said girl by using the term "it's on baby, this b***h is chillin' for a mutherf**kin' bone. £150"

Or, to convince people you're a local pimp, talk like Vinny Jones.....

Posted By: Chunter, Oct 28, 19:12:09