For crying out loud put us out of our misery

My boys

This absurdly drawn out and tedious 'selection process' for our new manager has to come to a conclusion within the next couple of days. I'm past caring who it is now. The Board could unveil Pete Doherty or Pat Butcher as the new boss and it would be an improvement on Jim Duffy, who is clearly one of the biggest numptys to have ever been involved in the game. Somebody has to come in and actually start manging this ramshackle shower of s**ts.

How much longer do we have to wait? Why has it taken this long? By taking so long to pull their fingers from their anuses, the Board has effectively written off the last week's three games. Duffy is a buffoon - an absolute joke. I can only assume that somewhere in the depths of Doncaster's 'thinking' he must have been a serious candidate for the positon. Why else give this fool three games in charge of our club?

And another thing - if I hear anyone from the Board prattle on again about how we've had virtually everyone in the game apply for the manager's job, I will not be held responsible for my actions. What a load of old bollocks. When George Burley left Ipswich in 2003, I applied for the job. Seriously. I even got a nice e-mail back from them thanking me for my interest in the position, but apologising for the fact I would not be considered for an interview. It's not the funniest story in the world, but it amused me at the time. Anyway, my point is that any old prat can apply for a job. It's no indication of its status how many people go for this post, and whether or not the candidates are any good is subjective and not open to debate because it is confidential.

Anyway. Rant over. Just get on with it.

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Posted By: Uncle Monty, Oct 28, 13:27:04