you can't be

I'm much more bored. Here - I had to nip out and visit one of our suppliers yesterday and so I poured myself into a suit for the first time in four years. Remarkably it still fits, though I've added (ahem) three stone since last i wore it. However, I've added a half-size to my neck, so I couldn't do up my top button.

i mention this because it means my neck is now a size 17. I read the other day that this ought to mean that I shouldn't be able to breathe at night. Now I *think* I can, otherwise I'd be dead. And I'm not.

5' 7" with a size 17 neck. How good d'you think I look in a whistle? Not flippin' very, truth be told.

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Oct 25, 18:36:25

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