I'm exactly the same as you, in reverse.

Not that I have ever or will ever set foot in your red light district squalid dirty excuse for a football ground of course. No, I mean that whenever I have to visit Suffolk I avoid having my daily s**t until I'm actually there, and if it's an overnight stay I won't leave the next morning until I've had the greasiest s**t I can muster.

Not that I often stay overnight. I can't sleep. I wake up with the noise of an angry mob in my ears, come to take my thumbs away for study.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Oct 24, 15:41:13