Ladies and gentleman, I give you Mr John Gregory.

Grown in a laboratory during the mid-1990s in a bizarre attempt to genetically fuse Brian Clough with Joseph Stalin, John Gregory has drifted from club to club, losing numerous star players at Aston Villa (often to Middlesbrough, most kindly described as a step sideways), had plenty of Derby players blaming his training methods for the injury crisis that helped relegate them in 2002, and was recently threatened with court action by lifelong QPR fan Marc Bircham.

Famously stated that he didn't understand how Stan Collymore could be suffering from depression, and is a horrible, hateful, jumped-up little Hitler of a man who outstrips even Gary Megson in the Cunting Cunty Cuntard stakes.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 23, 15:20:18