Gawd save us

Coleen, Rooney's bit when he's not out paying old granny whores, has apparently just signed a deal to write FIVE (count 'em) novels.

Once upon a time there was a rely pritty princess caled colen and she had a frend calld wain who was nasty and paid lots of other women to cuddle him but he gave her sum nice shoos and colen felt happy again the end

Posted By: Partial Angler, Oct 22, 13:07:15