Hardly surprising

This is the result of TOP SECRET ANIMAL WARFARE experiments carried out by the CIA who had previously TRAINED DOLPHINS TO BLOW UP COMMUNIST SUBMARINES. Indeed, GORDON BROWN recently gave the order that WILLIAM HAGUE should be the subject of a vicious attack by a pair of STASI-TRAINED ALPACAS, in an attempt to head off his continuing political resurgence. Hague survived only through his advanced Jiu-Jitsu skills. NORWICH CITY FOOTBALL CLUB is no stranger to these techniques, a TEAM OF SPECIALLY TRAINED MUPPETS being employed to get rid of PETER GRANT and now JIM DUFFY. These attacks will continue UNTIL GARY MEGSON IS ONCE MORE IN THE MANAGERIAL CHAIR AND ROBERT CHASE IS IN THE BOARD CHAIR.

FACT!

Posted By: Conspiracy Theorist, Oct 22, 12:22:30