I've spent three years on here establishing a Wildean persona and you've ascribed it to

a fat, inbred, remedial, pug-fugly, barely pubescent schoolboy who considers a good day to be one where he can count the number of bogwashes he endures without having to take off his plimsolls.

For shame.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Oct 21, 12:46:18