Headline in tomorrow's EDP: Wrath Posters Silenced

Police are baffled following the mysterious simultaneous deaths of thirty-seven single, fat, middle-aged bearded keyboard warriors who were regular posters on the "Wrath of the Barclay" internet site.

"We can't understand it", said Inspector Breasts, "This deed must surely have been the work of a genuine criminological mastermind. What we can't understand is what would drive such a brilliant person to such an act. We suspect he must have had a PhD AND a doctorate."

Posted By: Partial Angler, Oct 18, 13:07:06