Norwich manager - new shock!

Mr Adam Doyle, of 3 High St, Rousay, Orkney Islands, has spoken of his shock and dismay at not being the subject of internet speculation regarding the vacant manager's seat at Carrow Road.

"It's a f**king disgrace", he might have said, but no-one will ever know because of the stupid f**king accent they have up there. "Every other bloke in the country has been linked - why not me? It's just another example of mainlander anti-island racism", he could have continued, or maybe he said "I'm just off to walk the poomer", no-one knows because no-one understands a word the c**t was saying.

"I had a threesome with Jessica Alba and Thora Hird once, you know" he possibly concluded.

Posted By: Partial Angler, Oct 17, 11:47:48