John Harton's role

will be to watch out for Neil Warnock and, should he spy him, rush up, elbow to the cheekbone, drop the nut on him, knee to the groin, boot in the solar plexus and stamp on his nose, shouting "CCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT" thus dissuading him from accepting any job anyone is foolish enough to offer him.

Problem being with the "rush" part.

Posted By: Partial Angler, Oct 12, 19:37:50