Mine

1. Have you ever been to The Big Night Out in Long Melford?

I've been the the little afternoon in in short melford - does that count?

2. Who, out of the current crop of names being linked, would you like to see as Norwich's next manager?

Paul Paul Paul Jewell

3. Remember the Wimpy at the bottom of Rampant Horse Street?

Why? Can't I just forget about it please?

4. Why is Norwich City your team?

Cos I saw them first

5. Would you be dreadfully upset if Delia and Winny sold up?

No

6. Captain A's, Steers or Zaks?

Nandos

7. Do you know anyone who went on the infamous trip to Halvergate Hall and bleached 'f**k off' into the lawn?

No

8. Do you remember Micawbers (first time round)?

No

9. Have you ever sung 'Delia's Barmy Carvery' instead of 'Delia's Barmy Army'?

Not yet

10. Did you ever have a pint in The Vine (Norwich's smallest pub)?

Thought that was the Adam and Eve - or is that the oldest? Yes to both, anyway

11. Have you ever been to Midnight Mass on Chrimbo Eve a bit pissed?

Like, todally, dood. Not enough to grab the chalice, down it in one, invert it, place on my head and sing "you zulu warrior" though.

12. In your tiresome City-watching career, which match had the bestest atmosphere?

A number spring to mind but hard to disagree with OG

13. Do you have a season ticket for Carrow Road?

This is my first season without one for a LOT of years, largely due to me being "on the road" a lot this year. Will be back next year (probably not in my old seat though)

14. Do you know how to fix a Victorian lathe and plaster ceiling? - a f**king great lump fell off one of mine yesterday.

Embark on a programme of w**king at the hole. Eventually the crusted gism will fill it up. Alternatively, employ toddler snot; failing that, mashed potato. On no account use WD40.

Posted By: Partial Angler, Oct 11, 14:22:53