Totally pointless answers to malkybarkid's totally pointless quiz

1. Have you ever been to The Big Night Out in Long Melford?

No

2. Who, out of the current crop of names being linked, would you like to see as Norwich's next manager?

Dunno

3. Remember the Wimpy at the bottom of Rampant Horse Street?

No, but it's my favourite street name in the whole wide world

4. Why is Norwich City your team?

Born there; it's in the blood

5. Would you be dreadfully upset if Delia and Winny sold up?

Nope

6. Captain A's, Steers or Zaks?

Dunno - what are they?

7. Do you know anyone who went on the infamous trip to Halvergate Hall and bleached 'f**k off' into the lawn?

Dunno. Someone who drinks in the King's though would be my guess

8. Do you remember Micawbers (first time round)?

No

9. Have you ever sung 'Delia's Barmy Carvery' instead of 'Delia's Barmy Army'?

No

10. Did you ever have a pint in The Vine (Norwich's smallest pub)?

No

11. Have you ever been to Midnight Mass on Chrimbo Eve a bit pissed?

Yes, as a matter of fact I have. More than a bit, actually.

12. In your tiresome City-watching career, which match had the bestest atmosphere?

v. Manure in mumblemumblecantremember. It was back in the old Barclay terrace days. We murdered them in the first half, made a sub at HT and then Butterworth (I think) went off injured and we had no more subs. More even game then and ended 0-0. The Barclay was heaving and atmos was incredible from start to finish, although I suspect the joints might have helped...

13. Do you have a season ticket for Carrow Road?

No

14. Do you know how to fix a Victorian lathe and plaster ceiling? - a f**king great lump fell off one of mine yesterday.

Yes, but only in theory

Posted By: BerlinCanary, Oct 11, 13:51:14