Well, you're all a big set of arses, hentcher?

1. Have you ever been to The Big Night Out in Long Melford?

No.

2. Who, out of the current crop of names being linked, would you like to see as Norwich's next manager?

Reasonably ambivalent. Jewell, maybe.

3. Remember the Wimpy at the bottom of Rampant Horse Street?

Yes.

4. Why is Norwich City your team?

Osmosis.

5. Would you be dreadfully upset if Delia and Winny sold up?

Not especially.

6. Captain A's, Steers or Zaks?

Yes.

7. Do you know anyone who went on the infamous trip to Halvergate Hall and bleached 'f**k off' into the lawn?

No.

8. Do you remember Micawbers (first time round)?

No.

9. Have you ever sung 'Delia's Barmy Carvery' instead of 'Delia's Barmy Army'?

No. But I might now.

10. Did you ever have a pint in The Vine (Norwich's smallest pub)?

Probably. But not Carlsberg.

11. Have you ever been to Midnight Mass on Chrimbo Eve a bit pissed?

No.

12. In your tiresome City-watching career, which match had the bestest atmosphere?

Fuck my old boots, dunno. One I saw when I was a nipper, standing on the terraces at FCR, I was too little to see much of the action, but when we scored I was picked up by the Surge and moved A Long Way. Scary, but with the benefit of hindsight, exciting.

13. Do you have a season ticket for Carrow Road?

I do not.

14. Do you know how to fix a Victorian lathe and plaster ceiling? - a f**king great lump fell off one of mine yesterday.

Yes, you get the yellow pages and ring a Man to do it.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Oct 11, 13:33:43