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1. Have you ever been to The Big Night Out in Long Melford?

No

2. Who, out of the current crop of names being linked, would you like to see as Norwich's next manager?

A Carnation

3. Remember the Wimpy at the bottom of Rampant Horse Street?

No. but i do miss Benders in buns

4. Why is Norwich City your team?

because i thought they were local, being as they were always on the local telly news

5. Would you be dreadfully upset if Delia and Winny sold up?

no. i might be upset if we had c**ts for new owners though

6. Captain A's, Steers or Zaks?

option number B deffo...
(i know none of these)

7. Do you know anyone who went on the infamous trip to Halvergate Hall and bleached 'f**k off' into the lawn?

No

8. Do you remember Micawbers (first time round)?

No (nor 2nd time round, what is it?)

9. Have you ever sung 'Delia's Barmy Carvery' instead of 'Delia's Barmy Army'?

No.

10. Did you ever have a pint in The Vine (Norwich's smallest pub)?

No. but i have in Cambridge's smallest pub, Dublin's smallest pub and had a piss in St Petersburg's smallest toilet

11. Have you ever been to Midnight Mass on Chrimbo Eve a bit pissed?

no. but i have been when sober...

12. In your tiresome City-watching career, which match had the bestest atmosphere?

probably Play-off final (not that i was there)

13. Do you have a season ticket for Carrow Road?

not anymore

14. Do you know how to fix a Victorian lathe and plaster ceiling? - a f**king great lump fell off one of mine yesterday.

no

Posted By: blindasaDoomcaster, Oct 11, 13:11:10