Avoid the madness of the next two weeks with this handy guide

9 Oct: Peter Grant leaves Norwich.
10 Oct: Players say they "didn't try hard enough" while out on the golf course. Many people named potential candidates.
11 Oct: Martin Allen installed favourite. Glenn Hoddle tells The Sun he is "very interested" in the manager's job.
12 Oct: Hilarious application letters posted on fan sites claiming to be very good at Football Manager and signing the world's best players for Norwich. Glenn Hoddle tells The Daily Mirror he is "very interested" in the manager's job.
13 Oct: Hilarious response from Neil Doncaster to aforementioned fan letters posted on fan's sites. Glenn Hoddle tells The Guardian he is "very interested" in the manager's job.
14 Oct: Mike Walker "spotted" at Carrow Road. Glenn Hoddle tells The Times he is "very interested" in the manager's job. Mark Bowen installed favourite.
15 Oct: Jose Mourinho "spotted" at Carrow Road. Board insist talks are ongoing despite having only received three CVs. Glenn Hoddle tells The Reader's Digest he is "very interested" in the manager's job.
16 Oct: Pink 'Un runs feature on potential candidates. This is the same list as last year, minus Alan Curbishley.
17 Oct: Iwan Roberts "spotted" at Carrow Road. Glenn Hoddle tells The Big Issue he is "very interested" in the manager's job.
18 Oct: Board claim the level of applicants is very high. Paul Jewell installed favourite.
19 Oct: Board say interviews have been carried out. Excitement rises among fans as Dion Dublin is spotted at Carrow Road until somebody points out he plays for us. Glenn Hoddle tells Hustler he is "very interested" in the manager's job.
20 Oct: Lucky 1-0 win against Bristol City sees Jim Duffy appointed favourite for the job.
21 Oct: Rush of money on Stuart Pearce sees him installed favourite. Board claim reports of his appointment "rubbish".
22 Oct: Stuart Pearce appointed manager. Glenn Hoddle tells The Daily Mirror he is "very interested" in the assistant manager's job.

Posted By: Capital Canary, Oct 10, 18:41:59