From his first press conference: I would like to praise my team's courage, their strength, their indefatigability.
And now I'm going to show off my fun-size mars bar in a lycra bodysuit and pretend to be a cat.
No, I NEVER accepted money from Jamie Oliver, that's a disgraceful LIE and I DEMAND that I be prosecuted so that I may clear my name AT ONCE
Posted By: Partial Angler, Oct 9, 14:05:15
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