I was shouting "RUN" at the TV all through the match

They were all moving at snails pace, no chance of getting to the loose ball first or even closing down a player before he took two touches and passed it.

I could run faster and I am fat, fifty and have ingrowing toenails.

The TV did not respond to my encouragement.

Posted By: watfordcanary, Oct 9, 10:54:58