Can I Have The Job? I Know The Secret To Winning Games.

I see your so called football team needs a new manager and lessons on how to play the beautiful game and especially on how to score things called "GOALS".

So here goes.....

Have you seen those rectangular frames with a net attached to them; which sit at opposite ends of the football pitch?They're called "GOALPOSTS".

There's this round object called a "FOOTBALL" which rolls along the ground or fly's through the air; if you know how to kick it?

Well apparently you have to try and get this thing called a "FOOTBALL" in between these GOALPOSTS and into the back of the netting material. Upon this event occuring it can be classed as a "GOAL" which will my learned friend; if you score more than your opponents will win you the "FOOTBALL MATCH" and earn you team 3 Points.

How did I do?

Do I get to be the next Norwich Manager?

Posted By: Delias Cheesy Flaps, Oct 9, 08:31:08