Well if you need lessons on how to make tea................. .................... ..........

then you really are an "IGNORANT SCUM CUNT".

I see your so called football team also need lessons on how to play the beautiful game and especially on how to score goals!

So here goes.....

Have you seen those rectangular frames with a net attached to them; which sit at opposite ends of the football pitch?They're called "GOALPOSTS".

There's this round object called a "FOOTBALL" which rolls along the ground or fly's through the air; if you know how to kick it?

Well apparently you have to try and get this thing called a "FOOTBALL" in between these GOALPOSTS and into the back of the netting material. Upon this event occuring it can be classed as a "GOAL" which will my learned friend; if you score more than your opponents will win you the "FOOTBALL MATCH" and earn you team 3 Points.

How did I do?

Do I get to be the next Norwich Manager?

Posted By: Delias Cheesy Flaps, Oct 9, 08:25:35