Oh, I saw a great one at a pub in Norfolk yares agew. Was a mate's

18th birthday and his whole family was there. Somebody ordered him a stripper (topless only) who arrived covered in balloons and handed him a pin to pop them with. Of course, she'd dragged him up onto a stage first.

Then, she continued the act by unbuttoning his trousers and dropping them, leaving him only in his boxers. At this point everyone was laughing, as it was quite mild - even his grandparents were chuckling along.

Until the trousers dropped and his quite impressive trouser tent appeared.

Had he dropped the pin, you would have heard it. So embarrassed for him, not even his teenage mates laughed!

Posted By: Steve in Holland, Oct 8, 15:17:17