Evening, benders

Just back from Chermany/France/Czech Republic/Switzerland/Austria/Italy and to celebrate, it's time for an (appropriately-named) mass of beer in my Hofbrau stein. Boozedrink-tastic!

The headlines are as follows:

Best women - Germany
Honourable Mention - Czech Republic
Worst Women - Italy, by a long stretch.

Best scenery - Switzerland
Worst scenery - France between Verdun and Paris. It's like the fens.

Best City - Prague
Worst City - Rome. Shithole which should be bombed flat.

Best beer - as the Nun said to the Bishop, "Gee, that's a hard one...". In the end, my vote is for Czech Republic. Masses of fabulous beer very cheap - about £2 per litre!
Close Runner-Up - Germany, of course. Kostriker is a particular favourite.
Worst Beer - France. E9 for a pint of Kronenberg? Fuck. Right. Off.

Best Times - DRAW. The beach at Santa Marinella near Rome, and sitting in the English Garden in Munich with a band in the Chinese Tower, supping Masses of quality beer with the locals in the shade of the chestnut trees, a Schweinshax'n (Roasted pig knuckle) the size of your head and not an english (Or more to the point, Australian) voice to be heard.
Worst Times - f**king Rome. Shithole which should be bombed flat.

Prost and Naztravi!

Posted By: Iwan Husarmi, Oct 6, 19:51:57