It's DEEPLY significant

This email is the secret way GARY MEGSON plans to return to Carrow Road as manager. He is in cahoots with ROBERT CHASE and VING RHAMES, acting through an eyes-only-President-classified piece of NSA research PROVING that your mobile can be used to TAKE OVER YOUR MIND and pressing certain key combinations SUPER-EMPOWERS YOUR SIM CARD beaming instructions straight from the Polish satellite cluster DIRECT TO YOUR BRAIN causing you instantly to VOLUBLY DEMAND the return of Megson WITH CHASE AT THE HELM ONCE MORE as well as dribble into your tea slightly each Thursday morning.

FACT!

Posted By: Conspiracy Theorist, Oct 5, 13:05:28