But that's what the CIA *WANTS* you to think

Battering...fish....GRIMSBY are secretly NAILED ON for PROMOTION (or, as their fans call it, PROMERTION, because they can't f**king speak proper English) because ROBERT CHASE acting secretly through a FORMER STASI LOVER called Ivan Ujnob and former Dutch Prime Minister Wim Kok's younger brother Sukma - whose name starts just the same as Sushi the JAPANESE FOR RAW FISH - has bought a secret 0% stake in the holding company owned by ROBERT MAXWELL before his death, and to complete the Masonic Triumvirate ROBERT ROSARIO has organised the tartare sauce, and we can WAVE TA-TA to the Championship because GEORGE W BUSH acting under secret orders from HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN has got IRANIAN PRESIDENT OHWHATSISFUCKINGNAME to INSIST that PETER GRANT TAKES US DOWN thus GUARANTEEING two Norwich-Grimsby fixtures - or, as he will cynically call them, fishtures - next year WHERE'S MY FUCKING HARPIC I'M THIRSTY

Posted By: Conspiracy Theorist, Oct 2, 22:42:55