F.A.O Arizonioho Bay. The Judge, Yellalee, Pants, Rolf Harris, Bernard Cribbins Et Al

I can't beleive Silent Witness basically posted what I was going to post tonight!!

Full of self-congratulation guys - well done! You are right, I am a 'egg chaser' - and proud of it too! However, it took you 8 years to work it out, so you weren't that clever really. And even then, it was only when I got bored and started giving away big clues, like moving to New Zealand and talking about rugby. Ever played hide-and-seek so well that nobody even gets 'warm'? Well, eventually you start move to a less safe place (like Great Yarmouth) just to make it more interesting. And then, if you still don't get found, you start moving about (to Gorleston), so just to prove how brainy I am I spent £££££££'s on flying to NZ and living there for 2 years...who's laughing now!! Eventually, I forget what i'm talking about and just state that I am a Football Genius.

For what its worth, I think you lot could do a lot worse than getting the Jim Bowen in. He won't bring you pretty football, but would tell lots of politically incorrect jokes which might cheer Selwyn up for once. -

Anyway, guys, my time is up. I'll leave you to your chats about Arizona Bay's exotic dancing in rural pubs in the Fens- I'll probably become a woman now anyway. Oh, and SCC28 will probably be on here any minute with some friendly breakdancing advice such as 'spin on your back spin on your knees, spin on your head then freeze'.

Very few of you of you seem like normal guys.

I am Auckland Rob...you have been watching Hants Canaries News. (Actually I haven't heard form any of them in ages...I think they find me too strange now!)

Baby & mother doing well. Baby will apply for Norwich job when available (he is only a week old tomorrow but I think he has better tactical intellegence than Grant!)

Posted By: Auckland Rob, Oct 1, 10:48:15