True, oh Turk, like a book thou talkest, Turkey

But some tedious bouts of b***h slapping can be headed off. Sometimes.

Anyway, what do I care? Entertain me, pants and tudders! Call each other names! Get in a cyber-froth with each other! Say the nastiest things you can think of about each! Bald! Fat! Prick! Cunt! Boring! Not funny! Sanctimonious! Wanker!

There, I've just saved them a lot of time and effort.

Posted By: Old Git, Sep 25, 10:01:35