Would be good to have been in the house of the first ever person to throw one though

"right love, me and lad are off to the game"

Wife "well have a good time"

Son "dad, shall we chuck a toilet roll at the goal if we score?"

Wife and Dad "what a great idea, quick, go get one, we don't want to be only ones that don't throw one!!"

Get to the game, team score, launch toilet roll, everyone looks over, bloke next to dad and son "erm, I might have been wrong, but, did you, erm, just throw a toilet roll?"

"yeah?"

"thought so, why?"

"cos we just scored stupid!"

Posted By: pants, Sep 23, 20:35:08