Accidents

We can't have accidents any more.

My son got so pissed, he fell in the river - I'm going to sue the council. It's not about the money.

My daughter broke her leg whilst hiking on a school holiday - I'm going to sue the teacher in charge of the group. It's not about the money.

I fell over a child in Asdas and twisted my ankle - I'm going to sue Asdas, it was my own child. It's not about the money.

I burnt my top lip on some hot food that had just come out of an oven in a restaurant, I had ordered it. I am going to sue the restaurant. It's not about the money.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Sep 19, 16:12:42