A new "arguido" in the McCann case

The entire Portuguese justice system has been formally named as an "arguido".

It was questioned for 11 hours last night and, all the while, it held on to a little teddy called "Third world processes".

Today, a relative called "Future British holiday-makers" will be called in for questioning to understand if they will now avoid holidaying in an obviously tinpot former dictatorship.

In an off-the-record statement, a spokeman from the British Embassy said that the system was indeed an "arguido"; deeply f*cking arguido.

Posted By: Partial Angler, Sep 7, 18:36:46