Nope - the s**ttiest of all s**t sports

is competitive s**tting, in which contestants compete in various categories such as -

* Longest single unbroken turd

* Weirdest colour turd

* Most volume into the bowl within 5 minutes

* Fattest girth

* Smelliest

There was a huge doping scandal this year involving illegal use of prawn vindaloos and cayenne pepper.

Posted By: Old Git, Sep 6, 14:30:50