Holy Moly

"Sperm Whale

Back in the day, a mole was invited to a Moby's New York loft to listen to his new album, 'Play' - an album that would soon become the soundtrack of a thousand car adverts and even more dull dinner parties.

The crumpled little musician opened the door and invited his guest in with the words, "Please be careful where you sit. I had an orgy last night and haven't had time to clean up yet..."

The grim little bastard wasn't joking. The place looked like an epileptic plasterer had been working a double shift.

When Beats International singer Lindy Layton was unlucky enough to tour with the tawdry composer, her and her band quickly became sick of the smell of his off-white clothes and his vegan attitude. So before each gig they'd fill his shoes with fresh meat, just before he took the stage. Afterwards they'd scrawl his mobile number over every dirty toilet wall in the town they were visiting."

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Sep 5, 14:30:17