If it is true then we can be sure that he is not getting a fee for it

which in turn may explain why they chose him.

If they did, which I still can't believe.

If it's possible, I would be hugely appreciative of some of the choicer purple prose being posted on here.

"The MIghty Yellows kicked off with a rush, the legendary jet-heeled winger Dazzler Huckerby soon proving why he is a firm favourite with city fans old and new as, juggling the ball with teasing and yet deceptive and deceitful genius, he shimmied past the Cardiff full back leaving him hapless in his wake and fired a bullet cross to the back stick where the towering figure of Dave Striker, City's own Bouncing Czexh, lurked unseen by all but the keenest fan, only for the Taffy Custodian to leap like a sea-trout springing from his native waters and with daring brilliance claw with his merest fingertips the leather sphere away from the danger of the old onion bag bulging, despite the attentions of the ever predatory returning prodigal Jamie Cureton, his hair for once its normal shade but his blood forever yellow and green, as he made a threatening burst from deep which ..." [sentence continues for two pages]

Posted By: The Anonymous Blonde, Aug 31, 16:27:52