This story needs sexing up a bit

Have you been banging her senseless over boxes of crockery in the spare room?

It doesn't have to be true you know, most of the stuff on here isn't. Someone once even suggested Dean Ashton was gay.

Come on it's Friday, tell us something really exciting like you went out and bought your first ever copy of Razzle and was amazed at how dirty and rough the birds looked compared to something a little more arty like Club or Men Only.

Posted By: Bob in France, Aug 31, 14:19:36