Joke time, bloke goes back to the doctors after some tests

Doctor tells him "We have the results back from your test and... I'm sorry, but you have GASH."

"GASH??? What in the hell is that?"

"Gash is Gonorrhea, AIDS, Syphilis and Herpes,"

"Bloody hell what are we going to do?"

"Well, we're going to lock you in a room and feed you rivita and pita bread"

"and Will that cure me?"

"no, it's the only thing that will fit under the door."

Posted By: pants, Aug 31, 11:42:41