PG tips

Dear Peter,

Well done on scraping through the cup game last night, your jobs for the day are as follows :-

1. Pat Dion on the back and say well done big man
2. Pick up the blower and put an offer of £600k in for Sam Sodje of Reading
3. Phone your old mates at W Ham and enquire about getting Davenport on loan, and also a cheeky enquiry about Bobby Zamora
4. Phone wee Gordy at Celtic and persuade him he would love to sell you Derek Riordan for a mere 500k and a case of Irn Bru
5. Issue a plea for XXL16 to come and solve your injury crisis by playing as an emergency holding midfielder, tell him the vacant number 5 shirt is his, and he is the best man to fill it, literally.
6. Have a scotch and give yourself a good pat on the back if you can succeed in at least two of the above.

Posted By: Dion is a legend, Aug 29, 09:39:50