I've just had the most volumous attack of Moctezuma's Revenge I've ever had in my life ...

... and I've got to drink a great deal of lager during tonights Big Cup final.

I reckon I might be banished to the outdoor s**tter (which as far as I can tell, hasn't been used since the house was built in 1890) if the ol' bum plays up like that again.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, May 23, 17:51:04