Oh what a tragedy, the xylophone blow job trail collapses in ignominy

"They were also said to have met for "music practice", during which the girl allegedly performed sex acts on him while playing the xylophone. But yesterday the case against Mr Taylor, 45, collapsed when a judge labelled the alleged victim's evidence "unworthy of belief"."

If only she'd picked a more realistic instrument.

Posted By: Old Git, May 22, 19:20:58