Just before the Manc derby the other day I nipped into my local independent to stick a fiver on Chelsea to win the Prem. The shop being busy, I made out my ticket and then went to the counter to ask what price I'd get. The girl started flicking throgh the menus and pressed Enter at the wrong moment, bringing up thePrem relegation Odds instead. "Wow - Blades at 20/1 to go down," says I, "that's actually a much better bet.....", but I only had a fiver on me. For a moment I wrestled with The Unwritten Rule Of Punting - Don't Change Your Mind In The Queue - but then she offered me tens on Chelsea and I took it.
I meant to go back and take the 20s on Blades. i didn't.
Fuckholes.
Also - Spam should've gone down. Bad things have been done. Boooooo.
Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, May 13, 17:27:44
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