I laughed so much last night I was in tears

Me and a couple of mates went ten pin bowling last night, after we finished we retired to a bar upstairs which had a balcony that overlooked the bowling lanes. Directly below us a big mahusive muscley forker was trying to impress a gaggle of purty likkle girlies. My Brandy stoked colleague shouts down to Mr Muscles; "You're f**king s**te you are" followed by a pause and then pointing at my mate he said: "and that's not me... that's HIM saying it!".

Fucking rolf.

Posted By: Tomblander, May 10, 10:15:12