what about if, right, say you had just done a sit on a wicker chair outside a ponce's

coffee shop and you had cane indents on your pallid thighs when an idiot (out of Rise of the Idiots) t**tted up on his bmx and said that your shorts were 'totally jackson' and your smoked salmon coffee was 'way mexico' - would you plunge your walking cane right up his outsized 70's sunglasses whilst kneeing his goolies - or crawl up Guildhall Hill, right near Philip Browne's and do a yogic fly?

Posted By: malkybarkid, May 9, 12:36:24