Sort of written tongue in cheek, but then....
1. Chadwick returns to full fitness in the Summer, cue Munby...
"Lee is fit again, so, really, its as if we've signed a new player"
2. We are linked with several decent players, cue Munby...
"We have made a phone call to 'x' regarding 'x', we are now waiting for them to get back to us"
Three days later...
"Obviously we would have liked to have signed 'x' but he has decided to sign for 'x' and we wish him the best of luck".
3. Chadwick has "injury niggle" and misses first game of season.
Later...
"Lee Chadwick has had an operation on his groin strain and is expected to be out for 3-4 months"
4. Lee Croft
"Lee broke down in pre-season training, he's being assessed at the moment"
Later
"Croft is expected to be out until the New Year"
Munby
"Obviously when we have the two Lee's back, it'll be like signing two new players!"
5. "No-one does any business in June, all of the clubs staff are on holiday"
6. "The transfer market is very quiet in July, clubs don't want to do any business whilst they plan for the new season"
7. "Its unusual for transfers to go ahead in August so close to the new season, but we're waiting for the phone to ring just incase"
8. Grant- "I'm delighted to get Andy Roberts on loan, he was always our first choice"
9. "The club thanks Youssef for all he has done for Norwich City football club and wishes him all the best for the future"
10 PINK UN HEADLINE
"Jason Jarrett determined to make an impact on his return to Carrow Road following the three month loan deal that Grant sealed yesterday"
Munby-
"Andy Roberts and Jason Jarrett signed on the same day, I'm sure all Norwich fans are excited about these signings, we said there would be new faces and we have delivered"
Posted By: Martin Peters, May 6, 15:31:03
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