what about if, right, say you had just done a s**t walk, having seen a used dunkie, and
were just about to go and do a sip of beer in the BSG when a fried Karl did a zoom up to your face and tipped some spume into your galoshers whilst doing a rhyme - would you run inside right quick, grab the biggest of the chinese lady's blimeys and stuff it up his fat, blubbery gob or do a Rond de jambe so quick you took off?
Posted By: malkybarkid, May 3, 14:18:25
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- I'd do a tent in my pyjama bottoms and ask for half a lager four times
Posted By: Small, May 3, 15:56:27 - 4I prefer the lunch one
Posted By: Trent_Canary, May 3, 14:56:41 - 30I'd dropkick Stephen Hawking over the riverside
Posted By: pants, May 3, 14:37:42 - 2Rond de Jamb but not in a tutu
Posted By: blindasabat, May 3, 14:30:15 - about 11
Posted By: raretek, May 3, 14:25:38
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