Check out my Monday morning paper review

Alkaline paper: Great for checking PH values, not great for writing novels on.

A4: Superb for making model planes.

Barograph Paper: Red thin paper coated on one side with a white wax, so that the needle of the barograph leaves a red line on a white ground, sold in rolls and coils and to suit the type of barograph. Groovy for Boffins.

Carbon Paper: Great for people too tight to buy a photocopier, old bastards and fraudsters.

Rizla papers: The premium choice for tramps, drug addicts and stoodents (usualy the same person).

Tissue paper: IED's favourite.

Wall Paper: Flocked and Indianrestauranttastic.

Sandpaper: Multi skilled paper with numerous uses; not least sanding things, striking matches against, removing warts and improvised maps of the Sahara.

Posted By: Tomblander, Apr 23, 10:00:28