Us vs the Scum-sucking arses (Ipswich)

What's with all the tossers giving us this big "we are better than you" speech? Let's just take a look at that, shall we?

Money - Who's in the better financial position; us! Easily. We don't have to kiss Norwich Union's arse to stop us going into administration.

Players - Who's got the better players? Ask any neutral, and I bet they'd say us. Yes, the table tells a different story but frankly neither of us should really be pointing to the table as argument for anything this season!

Attendances - Who has the higher attendance? We do; quite comfortably as well, in fact.

Stadium - Who has the better stadium? Well as we actually own ours, there's no competition here - we do, as we're the only side to actually own our stadium.

Who has actually been in the Premiership in recent memory? - Us! Come on, you can't deny it; your famous finishing 4th (or was it 5th? I just don't remember) has been all but forgotten as the fluke it was. All that's remembered of your time in the Premiership is being beaten by Manchester Utd 9-0.

Who has actually won anything in recent memory? - Yep, you can cling on to that European title like sad sadistic muppets living in the past all you like. What I find hilarious is the little kids who come on here and use that argument like they actually remember it! Come on; most of you weren't even born. I think you can drop that now. Good on you for doing it; but please stop bringing it up with us Norwich fans - we're bored of it!

Posted By: LincolnshireCanary, Apr 21, 09:10:18