Amateur parkourists are the court jesters of the 21st century.

It's quite a parkour friendly bit of the world I work in, it's a C19th army barracks building, so it all very substantial building materials, right thick high walls and barriers and bollards and that.

Very popular with skater kids and every now and again we'll get a pack of a few very very bad parkourists, who've watched Jump London or suffen, and think they fancy themselves as athletes. Fucking hilarious.

I'll hear the tell tales noises - flap flap flap flap (of fat trainer hitting stone) *crunch* (of human body falling off somthing high onto something very very hard).

When they're here I could watch them all day.

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Apr 18, 14:55:16

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