what about if, right, say you had just done an effeminate star jump right near Cow Tower

and a ratty homeless ponce whizzed up right quick in loose boots, sparechanged you and then slowly pushed his dog inside your shorts - would you make catkin guano and crank it into his eye or do a right quick run up near John Lewises and shout "Fucking Mystery Steam Weekend in Yorkshire!" at the wee-smellers?

Posted By: malkybarkid, Apr 13, 13:29:26